Hair’s natural enemy is the hat, which constantly flaunts its ability to stay untangled and avoid being french-braided. Apologize to bullied body parts with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $80 worth of cuts, colors, blowouts, and more at Posh… the Salon on East Louisiana Avenue.
The mane masters at Posh… the Salon style runaway tresses into cohesive coiffures with a full menu of chic services. Staffers shampoo away grime from the day's buffalo-human head-butting contest before quieting sassy split ends with a haircut ($60+/women, $35+/men, $20+/kids up to 12 years old). A blow-dry ($35+) banishes moisture from permanent toupees, appeasing hydrophobic shoulders, whereas all-over color ($55+) and highlights ($65+/partial, $75+/full) shirk stalkers, paparazzi, and overbearing shadows. Clients can unresemble patriarchal figures with a brow ($15), lip ($10), or chin wax ($10).
Posh’s updated attitude doesn’t only apply to ‘dos—the gleaming floors reflect chic couches, zebra-print rugs and chairs, and plush ottomans. Bundles of gigantic bamboo decorate the space, unfurling like jars of toothpicks for overgrown panda bears.