What You'll Get
Hair’s natural enemy is the hat, which constantly flaunts its ability to stay untangled and avoid being french-braided. Apologize to bullied body parts with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $80 worth of cuts, colors, blowouts, and more at Posh… the Salon on East Louisiana Avenue.
The mane masters at Posh… the Salon style runaway tresses into cohesive coiffures with a full menu of chic services. Staffers shampoo away grime from the day's buffalo-human head-butting contest before quieting sassy split ends with a haircut ($60+/women, $35+/men, $20+/kids up to 12 years old). A blow-dry ($35+) banishes moisture from permanent toupees, appeasing hydrophobic shoulders, whereas all-over color ($55+) and highlights ($65+/partial, $75+/full) shirk stalkers, paparazzi, and overbearing shadows. Clients can unresemble patriarchal figures with a brow ($15), lip ($10), or chin wax ($10).
Posh’s updated attitude doesn’t only apply to ‘dos—the gleaming floors reflect chic couches, zebra-print rugs and chairs, and plush ottomans. Bundles of gigantic bamboo decorate the space, unfurling like jars of toothpicks for overgrown panda bears.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. Must use in 1 visit. New clients only. Not valid toward products. Not valid toward nail services, extensions, or Brazilian Blowout. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.