Children who are born naked must be immediately swaddled to prevent their "new baby" smell from wafting out windows and attracting feral Peter Pans. Seal in your offspring's freshness with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of upscale consignment maternity and children’s clothing, toys, and accessories at Posh Tots Children's Consignment Boutique.
Posh Tots swaddles mothers-to-be and their progeny—from neonates to preteens—in a carefully curated collection of name-brand, gently used consignment wares. Fashionable jackets ($8–$12) repel blustery winds from tiny torsos and channel Fonz-like cool when leaning against timeout corners. Sprouting tummies remain in chic shape donning maternity clothes ($6–$9) that enable moms' senses of style to shine through. Children's pants ($6–$9) join forces with shirts ($5–$8) to envelop cherubs in one of humanity’s oldest sartorial go-tos, second only to three-piece birthday suits. While progenitors peruse Posh Tots’ racks, youngsters can retire to the in-store play area to flex their imagination muscles.