Growling stomachs can hamper stealth operations, spoil belly dances, and, in extreme cases, induce dogs to attack. Quiet whimpering tummy tones with today's Groupon: for $6, you get two combo meals at Potato Factory on Southwest 34th Avenue (up to a $13.98 value).

Potato Factory's menu fuels eaters' engines with savory starches stuffed with chili, cheese, bacon, barbecue, and more. Taco potatoes pack seasoned meat and traditional fillings into savory spud envelopes, and pizza-laden potatoes prove that pepperoni, mozzarella, mushrooms, and black olives can eschew flat crusts for a three-dimensional delivery system. Other potato-contained vortexes of hearty flavors include nacho cheese with barbecue beef and cheddar, chili, and onions. Each combo comes with a 20-ounce soft drink, ensuring ample lubrication for those inspired to spout extensive oratories on the relative merits of both potato pronunciations.