Flowers—like synchronized swimming and spastically waving two on-fire oven mitts in the sky—express emotions that words cannot. Convey the unconveyable with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of silk flowers, seasonal gifts, and home accessories at Potted Petals in Lombard.

Helmed by an experienced floral and landscape designer, Potted Petals is brimming with faux blossoms for every occasion, plus a variety of horticultural-themed gifts and accessories. Browse through its eye-catching merchandise to find a berry and mixed-foliage crescent arrangement for a wedding, a dragonfly accent ($1.99) for the backyard, or a miniature bird figurine ($8.99) to give your favorite ornithologist. Meanwhile, a ceramic frog ($9.99) can cheer up a gloomy patio, and flower ornaments ($4.99 each) add a splash of whimsy to other outdoor areas. Customers can also peruse Potted Petals' selection of silk flowers, which can be artfully arranged to create a beautiful bouquet that won't wilt, aggravate allergies, or guilt you into marrying an enchanted beast.