What You'll Get
Water, the most dominant of the five elements, erodes earth, infiltrates air, puts out fires, and mates with sugar to make Jello. Let water reign supreme against stress and discomfort with today's Groupon to Power Health Rehab & Wellness Center. Choose between the following options:
• For $7, you get one 20-minute HydroMassage (a $15 value).
• For $30, you get 30 days of unlimited 20-minute HydroMassages (a $75 value).
At Power Health Rehab & Wellness Center, people repose on a HydroMassage jet bed with a customizable pressure range and 17,000 relaxation options to conduct water waves in a full-body massage. After a staff member instructs them on how to use the device, customers crawl onto beds fully clothed and let healing waves of water ebb away at the sandcastles of stress built upon their backs. Bodies bask in continuous waves of heated water that crest, swell, and rise while relieving tension, promoting relaxation, and relieving the stress of rewriting Moby Dick as a space opera.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 48hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.