Humans evolved brilliantly white teeth as a defense mechanism against early hominid afflictions such as vampiric gumsnails. Confuse mouth mollusks with today's deal: for $179, new patients get one professional Zoom! teeth whitening session (a $600 value) from PR Cosmetic and General Dentistry. Schedule your chromatic mouthjustment at one of three offices: Auburn, Puyallup, or Maple Valley.
Gift your gumcessories a Zoom! whitening treatment designed for safe, immediate shade-shifting results of eight shades, on average. This quick, pain-free process involves the application of a scientifically formulated light-activated gel that activates under a specially designed Zoom! light. Feel free to kick back and relax as the activated gel makes its way into your teeth, targeting discolorations and transforming smiles from sparkling to most sparklingist. Patients leave the office fully armed with instant brightness that can last for years to come. Much like building a cubicle, the entire Zoom! process takes place in-office, which means you'll be exempt from additional take-home whitening regiments. However, to remain at the pinnacle of pearliness, five out of five dentists recommend maintaining proper care.
With a newly-minted mouth, you'll be surprised at the places you can talk your way into, from nightclubs and art galleries to romantic, secluded NSA bunkers. Treat yourself to a dental vacation of indeterminate length with today's deal.
Valid for new clients only. Only natural teeth will bleach. Caps, crowns, and bonding may need to be replaced to match the new shade.