According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal to Precision Detailing & Auto Shine in Greer. Choose from one of four custom vehicle wash options:

• $69 for the Ultimate Deluxe Package for cars (a $175 value)
• $10 for an Express Hand Wash for cars (a $20 value)
• $12 for an Express Hand Wash for vans, SUVs, and trucks (a $25 value)
• $15 for an Express Hand Wash for extra-large vehicles (a $30 value)

Precision Detailing & Auto Shine spiffs up all shapes and sizes of vehicles with an array of washing packages. The 4.5-hour Ultimate Deluxe Package bestows bumper-to-bumper beautification on cars. A personal hand wash and dry shines the auto's armor, while tires are degreased, fender wells receive a restorative paint job, and oxidation and minor scratches are obliterated with an external compound buff. Improve the interiors with a thorough shampoo of the floors, seats, door jambs, nooks, and crannies, uncovering priceless gold doubloons and missing pets in the process. The motor is also specially shined to evict freeloading dust bunnies and exorcise lingering motor-oil ghosts.

For a shorter spruce-up of your chariot, opt for an approximately 40-minute Express Hand Wash. The exterior is hand-washed and dried by the professional pamperers, while fender walls are dressed for tarmac success. Detail techs degrease tires and wash windows, while the car's interior is treated to a vacuum-over of seats and floors, with humanoids wiping down the dash, door panels, cup holders, and console.