Like John Wayne and Clint Eastwood, cars harbor a secret sensitivity about their hardened exteriors that can only be assuaged by frequent sponge baths. Baby your buggy with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get $120 worth of auto-detailing services from Precision Details.
Precision Details' professional de-grimers revive horseless carriages with mobile detailing services using top-shelf products. While cars relax in their driveways, office parking lots, or favorite fast-food drive-thru lanes, meticulous technicians thoroughly purge them of all traces of dust and debris in less than two hours, less time than it takes to assemble a scale diorama of a car wash. Hand wiping and vacuuming leave interior surfaces wholesomely clean, and windows' two sides enjoy a thorough de-streaking. Dirt, bugs, and "please wash me" messages become distant memories as a full sudsing helps chariot exteriors reach sublime squeakiness, and wheels, wheel wells, and doorjambs get a decisive scrub-down. De-speckling complete, cars’ protective exoskeletons benefit from a hand wax, the resulting finish shiny enough to temporarily blind predators as the vehicle scuttles to safety.