A spotless car attracts favorable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Use today's Groupon to make a clean getaway: for $99, you get a full auto detailing at Premier Auto Co. (up to a $200 value).
Premier Auto Co. painstakingly pampers every nook and cranny of attention-needing automobiles, cleaning and polishing every surface inside and out. The methodical auto detailing begins with an interior detail service, where an experienced staff member scrubs and treats vinyl surfaces, sweeps up carpet upholstery with a vacuum, shampoos, and then scours headliners, ashtrays, vents, and door jambs for any rogue debris. The internal excavation ends with a leather-upholstery treatment (if applicable) and a wipe-down of the windows to ensure clear and awe-inspiring inside views for meter maids and retired burglars. Equal pampering is afforded in the bubbly exterior service, which rubs road skimmers with a clay treatment before polishing, waxing, and buffing all painted surfaces. The service cleans up chrome, rails, and trim, polishes wheels or hubcaps, squeegees windows' exteriors, and dresses the engine compartment before whisking away any grime or last season's paisley carriage belts. While vehicles undergo the dirt-destroying bath, customers can cruise freely in a free loaner vehicle. Clients are free to wheel in small-to-midsize cars and trucks (a $139.95 value), full-size cars and trucks (a $169.95 value), small SUVs, minivans, quad-cab trucks (a $179.95 value), and full-size SUVs and passenger vans (a $199.95 value).