Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon to Premier Dental Associates in Pembroke Pines. Choose between two options:
- For $79, you get a dental exam, cleaning, and digital x-rays (a $305 value) or an at-home Zoom! teeth-whitening system (a $400 value).
- For $199, you get an in-office Zoom! advanced power-whitening system (a $600 value).
Premier Dental Associates, which employs a team of dedicated dentists, oral surgeons, and periodontists, has earned recognition on the The Montel Williams Show during a full-fledged mouth makeover. A cleaning, exam, and x-ray packs more of a healthful wallop than a bucket of free-range, grass-fed mung-bean sprouts, especially if your idea of a daily brushing is a mouthful of sand and a hot hose of water from a super soaker. An at-home Zoom! teeth-whitening system lightens mouth-bones with the help of a custom tray, patent-pending white gel, and strict order to not eat paint. Sport the trays for one hour twice a day, and teeth will gleam whiter after about a week.
The advanced, in-office Zoom! whitening, which earned audible accolades on ABC's Extreme Makeover, transforms teeth with hydrogen peroxide in a little more than an hour. The structure of each tooth remains unchanged during the whitening process, as the signature Zoom! light activates chemicals, lightening teeth an average of four shades. During the service, clients can lounge in front of TV screens hooked up to DVD entertainment systems, stare out at lakefront views from treatment rooms, or catch up on old episodes of Trapper John, M.D. via laptop and free in-office WiFi.