What You'll Get
Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon: for $94, you get a Zoom! whitening treatment with consultation at Premier Dental of South Orange County in Aliso Viejo (a $499 value).
At Premier Dental of South Orange County’s state-of-the-art facility, USC-educated doctors T. Duc Pham and Marian Bradford dive into yawning jaw caverns to polish and preserve precious mouth pearls. Friendly assistants whisk patients from an elegantly appointed waiting room to cushy exam chairs where a thorough consultation explains the procedure as well as how all the Doctor Whos can look different but still be the same person. Once fully informed, shady fangs begin their brighten-up by slipping into a gum shield and specially shaped retractor that draws back lip curtains to leave only the smile starlets exposed. Grin artisans then paint each tooth with a concentrated hydrogen peroxide gel that activates its bleaching powers once spotlit by a specially designed Zoom! light. For the next hour, patients can kick back and calculate how many pairs of sunglasses they’ll need to give family and friends once the three 15-minute bleaching sessions have brightened their choppers by 6–10 shades. Results yield sunshiny smiles for up to a few years as long as mouths steer clear of known stain offenders such as coffee, tobacco; any mild sensitivity experienced after treatment generally fades within a day.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 48hr cancellation notice required. Consultation required; non-candidates refunded. Treatment is non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.