What You'll Get
Before parking lots, automobiles had to be broken down into their most basic parts and carried around town in burlap sacks. Leave your car-sacks at home with today's Groupon: for $37, you get a 30-day pass to one of six downtown Tampa parking lots (up to a $117.60 value) from Premier Parking Ventures.
Premier Parking Ventures solves commuters’ daily existential crises by carving out secure parking lots on six downtown Tampa corners. Strategically placed concrete pedestals glaze over highly trafficked avenues with affable attendants and reliable security. Drivers with a mallet to drop at the Florida State Circuit Courthouse can roll into the 1012 East Madison Avenue auto nursery ($66.20) and rest their vehicles next to safely snoring auto-tots. The 401 South Florida Avenue ($66.20) parking palace safely eases guests of the catty-cornered Tampa Convention Center into slots where their wheels may rest under the sun, heating leather seats and leftover food scraps alike.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must activate pass by 7/19/11, pass expires 1-month from activation date. Pass valid at 1 location upon redemption, subject to availability. Non-transferable. No cash value. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.