What You'll Get
The most secretive body parts are muscles, which hide behind layers of skin and appear only occasionally to help lift cars off trapped kittens. Flex your biceps in the absence of a cat emergency with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a 30-day membership, plus one personal- training session, to Premier Sportsplex in Raintree (a $39 value). Premier Sportsplex keeps bone abodes thoroughly primed and totally pumped with state-of-the-art fitness equipment and programs. Fitness fanciers can hop on one of the 100 available cardio machines to keep tockers ticking in a healthier time signature or can challenge overly aggressive oboe instructors to a game of basketball or quick clamber up the climbing wall. Gregarious gym-goers can sweat in good company with aerobics and spinning classes, and members looking to boost overall body morale can absorb the tutelage of a muscle master during a personal-training session. Should Groupon holders choose to continue their memberships to Premier Sportsplex, the enrollment fee will be waived for month-to-month contracts.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate membership by 5/17/11, membership expires 30 days from activation date. Must be 14 or older. Not valid for basketball leagues, add'l personal training, or speed/agility training. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.