Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Obscure extraterrestrial tenants with today's Groupon: for $449, you get 15 Endermologie cellulite treatments at Premiere Center for Cosmetic Surgery (a $1,320 total value).
An expert team of body sculptors at Premiere Center for Cosmetic Surgery beautifies forms with a slew of reshaping aesthetic procedures. The 30- to 45-minute Endermologie treatments ($85 each) smooth uneven skin and transform problematic areas, banishing rippled cellulite to better set off avant-garde sand dune tattoos. Patients receive a lightweight cotton suit (a $45 value) to wear while a hand-held device is rolled over targeted areas. The machine uses rollers and suction to stretch connective tissue, redistributing fat and pushing lipids into the lymphatic system to be drained away. Mild bruising and soreness can linger in treated areas after the procedure. Treatments can take place two to three times a week, and full effects are reached after 14 to 28 treatments, leaving skin flat enough to impersonate the topographical maps of Kansas for geography class final exams.
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Tampa, Florida 33606