Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Dodge falling objects with today's Groupon: for $150, you get 20 units of Botox and a skin-refining facial (a $375 total value) at Premiere Dermatology & Laser Center in Fullerton.
Named one of Orange County's top doctors by Orange Coast magazine, Dr. Renee Cobos vanquishes stubborn signs of aging with an arsenal of youth-lending dermatological services. Each Allergan Botox injection saturates the upper levels of skin in a purified-protein solution that helps eliminate wrinkles caused by faces frowning, squinting, or absent-mindedly impersonating Marlon Brando. The procedure can treat many wrinkle-prone areas such as the brows, crows'-feet, smile lines, or neck. Most discomfort disappears almost immediately afterwards, so doctors administer no anesthesia and only minimal sock puppetry to maintain the customer's smile.
Additionally, a skin-refining facial can transform hardened gargoyle granite into cherubic porcelain with an age-defying mixture of exfoliation, hydrating masks, serums, and eye creams. Additional units of Botox can be purchased to cover larger surface areas.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.