The human body, unlike raisins, white wine, and the wit of Oscar Wilde, isn't meant to be dry. Splash along frothy spumes with today's Groupon: for $1,784, you get a 12-month unlimited weekday gold boat-club membership at Prescott Boat Club (a $3,489.94 value, including tax and one-time lifetime-membership fee). This membership is not valid on weekday holidays.
Members of Prescott Boat Club sail the St. Croix and Mississippi Rivers with unlimited weekday access to a fleet of luxurious boats. With a gold Monday–Thursday membership, captains enliven weekdays with nautical exploration aboard the club's cozy vessels, an inexpensive alternative to boat ownership. Coast across the waterways in the Crownline 210LS RunAbout, which is great for wakeboarding, or heckle pedestrian dolphins from aboard Hurricane Sun Deck Sport 200 with room for nine passengers. While at sea, families can hop on an assortment of water toys including waterboards and skis for fast-paced seafaring fun. Members may invite as many friends aboard as boats' ratings permit. Prescott Boat Club membership allows patrons to rent boats at any of Nautical Toys International's franchises throughout the nation. Club members must pay for their own fuel or travel back in time to siphon petroleum from a dinosaur.
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