The right haircut enhances facial dimensions, grabs the attention of the opposite sex, and elicits envy from pigeons that can never grow bangs. Make a bold impression with today's Groupon: for $8, you get a men's haircut (a $17 value) at President Men's Hairstyling & Barbershop located within Days Inn Hotel on Elm Street.

President Men's Hairstyling & Barbershop expertly snips away at man-skulls, efficiently trimming clientele to gentlemanly swarthiness. Relax into one of three grey barber chairs, where hands with nearly 30 years of shearing experience execute a clean cut or enhance a male’s mystery with a new look and velvet cape. A TV- and magazine-bathed waiting area, white-and-gray tile floor, and staid green-and-yellow walls complement one another like comically mismatched roommates. Upgrade to a wash for $3 or a beard trim for $4.