If it's not cleaned every few days, your siding will turn black and begin emitting a high-pitched scream that makes dogs pregnant. Prevent a neighborhood outbreak of puppies with today's Groupon: for $75, you get $175 worth of house washing, gutter cleaning, and other services from Pressure Point Cleaners. This Groupon is valid for abodes in Ames, Ankeny, Boone, and the Des Moines metropolitan area and all suburbs.

Certified by Power Washers of North America and fully insured, Pressure Point Cleaners polishes edificial exteriors with a soft-washing technique that’s kind to vinyl, wood, and siding. Homeowners can clear up to 800 square feet of sidewalk-chalk caricatures off a driveway ($159+), or unleash a doomsday spray on the house's outer parts to utterly destroy advanced mildew civilizations ($199+). Gutters go from clogged and disgusting to serviceable and less disgusting with a cleaning ($99+) and whitening ($99+) of up to 125 linear feet, whereas a no-pressure rinse over 1,800 square feet ($500+) ensures a roof is always clean enough to attract a passing Santa. Pressure Point Cleaners also cares for disheveled decks and faded fences, restoring a domicile’s prized wooden addenda with a permanent sealing solution.