Carpets, like children, are often underfoot, can hide mysterious secrets, and have a tendency to become caked in Play-Doh. Demystify flooring with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a two-area carpet cleaning (up to 500 sq. ft. total) from Prestige Dry Carpet Cleaning (a $119.99 value). This deal is valid for any home in Ventura County.

Prestige Dry Carpet Cleaning harnesses a five-step makeover to provide a deep and environmentally friendly cleanse for all types of carpets. The 30- to 45-minute cleaning process kicks off with a cool crystallizing spray that targets grit and spots like Mr. Bubble's bodyguards. After an organic cleaning compound preps the fuzzy plot, brushing machines slurp up dirt. Rejuvenated carpets are left free of any lingering bread crumbs, stains, and dust-bunny ghosts. Finally, an 11-filter vacuum scares away grubby stragglers before a carpet connoisseur deftly applies protection to preserve the bounce fibers had as spritely youths. Prestige's water- and chemical-free products leave rooms safe enough for children, pets, and sensitive footstools. Staff returns all furniture to its rightful place at the cleaning's culmination.