A beautiful face acts as an impermeable container that keeps inner beauty from escaping, just as a Hot Pocket's flaky outer crust acts as a vessel that makes its molten innards edible while skateboarding. Heat up your inner glow with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour signature, anti-aging, or acne cleansing facial at Pretty In Pink Day Spa in West Columbia (up to a $65 value).
The custom facial concoctions of Pretty In Pink Day Spa combat signs of age, blemishes, and acne in one-hour appointments. Faces plunge into a whirlwind of steam that opens pores for thorough cleansing, before exfoliation clears away dead skin cells to make room for livelier ones, much like a sandstorm that reveals buried statues of beautiful generals. After a blackhead-banishing extraction ritual, customers step out of the chalk circle to determine which custom rejuvenating mask skin mavens will massage into their epidermises. Those who opt for a signature mask will soak their visages in moisturizing cream, which leaves skin supple and guards against future dryness damage. The acne-fighting blend seeks to vanquish invading armies of pimples, and an age-defying moisture cream diminishes age marks on outer layers of skin while hiding the year-marking rings that grow on the inside of the body.
This Groupon is now redeemable at High Maintenance.