Like ice-cream cones, swimming pools are refreshing on a hot day, make summer parties fun, and should not be filled with gravy. Keep swimming pools feeling fresh with today's Groupon: for $25, you get the Priceless pool-service package from Priceless Pool Service of Tallahassee (a $120 value).

Priceless Pool Service is a licensed, bonded, and insured collective of professional pool kingfish that clean, inspect, and administer pH-balancing potions to maintain needy swim basins. Pools pampered with the Priceless package will be cleaned every week for one month, during which expert staff members will inspect pumps and filters; thoroughly clear away seasonal detritus like locks shed from summer's flaxen mane; adjust pH, clarifier, and water levels; and provide other degunking regimens to each pool's complex ecosystem. After the treatments, all clients will receive an email from a Priceless Pool Service representative detailing the pool's specific water chemistry and the procedures that took place. The email also includes a photo of the newly sparkling pool to tack on street poles in case the backyard runs away.