What You'll Get
The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Help keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a dental exam, cleaning, x-rays, and a custom-fit whitening kit at Pries Dental Care.
With an emphasis on restorative and cosmetic care, Dr. Kostantinos Pries and company toil to transform unfit mouths into healthy snack compactors. During the standard check-up, which lasts for 90 minutes, Dr. Pries will appraise the state of teeth and gums before beginning the meticulous cleaning, which gives the heave-ho to any tartar and plaque buildup to clear the way for future generations of Flintstones chewables, coffee grounds, and concealed lima beans. After teeth are scanned with digital x-rays that emit as much as 90% less radiation than conventional x-ray machines, patients will depart with custom-fit whitening trays to be worn a few hours a day until the desired level of enlightenment is achieved.
Pries Dental Care provides a calming environment in which guests enjoy access to Sirius satellite radio with headphones, movie goggles, and computers in each room. After the visit, you'll leave with a smile bright enough to melt hearts, including your own, so be careful around mirrors.
Twenty-six Yelpers give Pries Dental Care an average of 4.5 stars:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 48-hour cancellation or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.