Wine connoisseurs assert that novice tasters should never pair red wine with fish, white wine with red meat, or excessive wine with jury duty. Lap up today’s Groupon in moderate proportions: for $75, you get three bottles of top-tier wine from Primo Liquors in Southwest Ranches (up to a $210 value).
Primo Liquors specializes in sumptuous, hard-to-find wines, focusing on vintages with fewer than 1,000 case productions. With today's deal Dionysian disciples can select an elite trio of bottles from 10 to 20 of Primo Liquors’ top-tier fermentations, which they can bring home to christen their three favorite tugboats. Primo’s friendly, knowledgeable staff gives recommendations based on personal taste and helps to decode palate preferences by opening bottles for taste tests. Potential acquisitions include the high-end Meeker Kiss Ridge Diamond Mountain cabernet from 2005 (a $69.99 value) and a wine from Ridge Vineyards Lytton Springs ($39.99 value). Meanwhile, consuming the 2005 Cinq Cepages from Chateau St. Jean ($69.99 value) and Champagne Lanson’s Black Label bubbly ($49.99 value) with friends can wet whistles enough to produce a flawless rendition of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."