George Orwell’s novel 1984 predicted many details of life today, including the growing influence of the media, the invention of pizza, and pizza's control of every human thought. Celebrate a literary triumph with today’s Groupon: for $8, you get a large pizza with up to six toppings at Primo Pizza (up to a $19.99 value).
Primo Pizza's chefs smother a menu of thick-crust, Italian-style pies with a cornucopia of traditional and creative toppings. Like the great zambonis of ancient Italy, cooks roll out dough on-site daily, unveiling smooth stages of large, 16-inch pies draped in a sumptuous, saucy curtain made of custom spices and whole, peeled tomatoes. A dance floor of fresh-cut mozzarella completes the scene, which Primo Pizza's resident epicureans craft from whole milk into seamless swaths of rich, creamy flavor. Accent cornerless comestibles with a choice of up to six toppings from Primo Pizza’s savory options, which include such classic pie pleasers as sausage, pepperoni, and mushrooms alongside more adventurous choices such as steak, hot cherry peppers, and clams. This Groupon is valid for dine-in, carry-out, or teleported orders only.