What You'll Get
Ninety percent of alleged UFO sightings can be easily explained as falling meteors, swamp-gas reflections, or doughy orbs hurled into orbit by Herculean pizza makers. Enjoy earthbound eats with today's Groupon: for $15, you get two large specialty pizzas at Primo's Italian Kitchen & Pizzeria (up to a $31.20 value) in Malden.
Primo's house-made pizza pies are kneaded, stretched, and flung, then slathered with fresh sauce, strewn with fine toppings, and baked to a golden crisp. Diners can select from a trove of 17 specialty pizzas ($14.35–$15.60) and relish selections ranging from the super-bacon-double-cheeseburger pie to the veggie pizza with broccoli, green peppers, mushrooms, and onions. The hawaiian incites mouth luaus with pineapple and ham cured inside a ukulele, and the Belly Burner turns loose a horde of jalapeños, banana peppers, and rampaging buffalo chicken, awakening taste buds to the seductive world of spice.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 per table. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for the purchase of alcohol. Dine-in and carryout only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.