Ninety percent of alleged UFO sightings can be easily explained as falling meteors, swamp-gas reflections, or doughy orbs hurled into orbit by Herculean pizza makers. Enjoy earthbound eats with today's Groupon: for $15, you get two large specialty pizzas at Primo's Italian Kitchen & Pizzeria (up to a $31.20 value) in Malden.
Primo's house-made pizza pies are kneaded, stretched, and flung, then slathered with fresh sauce, strewn with fine toppings, and baked to a golden crisp. Diners can select from a trove of 17 specialty pizzas ($14.35–$15.60) and relish selections ranging from the super-bacon-double-cheeseburger pie to the veggie pizza with broccoli, green peppers, mushrooms, and onions. The hawaiian incites mouth luaus with pineapple and ham cured inside a ukulele, and the Belly Burner turns loose a horde of jalapeños, banana peppers, and rampaging buffalo chicken, awakening taste buds to the seductive world of spice.
298 Lebanon St.
Malden, Massachusetts 02148