Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Celebrate your evolutionary advantage with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening service at Princess Anne Center for Dental Arts in Virginia Beach (a $650 value). To use the Zoom! service, patients must have had a professional cleaning in the last 90 days and cannot have periodontal disease.

Compassionate caregivers and a comfortable, calming atmosphere welcome tooth owners to Princess Anne Center for Dental Arts, whose minimally invasive procedures, personalized attention, and skilled, conservative approach help customers feel relaxed, at ease, and grinny. Gift your gumcessories a Zoom! whitening treatment designed for safe, immediate shade-shifting results that brighten chompers an average of eight shades. This quick process takes a total of roughly two hours and involves the application of a proprietary gel that activates under a specially designed light. Feel free to kick back and relax as the activated gel penetrates your teeth, targeting discolorations and transforming smiles from sparkling to most sparklingist.

After a quick touch-up, patients are fully armed with instant brightness that can last for years to come. Much like building a cubicle, the entire Zoom! process takes place in-office, and patients also receive custom take-home trays for touch ups; to remain at the pinnacle of pearliness, five out of five dentists recommend maintaining proper care. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.

New patients only. Zoom! will not be effective for patients who have received a crown, implant, or bridge work.

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