Unlike romance novels, the dirtier houses become, the less likely it is that people will want to attend your book-club meetings. Keep your surroundings clean and family friendly with today's Groupon: for $35, you get two man-hours of housecleaning services from Pristine Clean, which services homes within Gainesville city limits (a $70 value).
Pristine Clean's reliable cleaners expunge homes of their dirt and dust using nontoxic, biodegradable products, including GreenGuard-certified Bona floor products and zero-emission vacuum cleaners with HEPA filters. Hygienic home groomers scour the surfaces, undersides, and crevices of the home, sweeping the proverbial dust out from under the rug and keeping surfaces safe for children and pet yetis. The two-hour cleaning session leaves toilets, sinks, and horizontal surfaces in shimmering shape, sending a crew of hygienic assassins to infiltrate the deeper layers of dust on interior windows, TV and computer screens, vent tops, and appliance fronts.