Home is where the heart is, unless you've wisely concealed your heart inside an egg, then less wisely hid the egg in a neighbor's fridge. Skip the short-sighted witchcraft with today’s deal: for $59, you get three hours of house cleaning from Pristine Pixies Cleaning Service (a $140 value). These three hours can be redeemed as either 90 minutes with two cleaners or three hours with one. Pristine Pixies services the following areas: Suffolk, Smithfield, Williamsburg, Yorktown, Newport News, Hampton, Poquoson, Norfolk, Virginia Beach, and Chesapeake.
Pristine Pixies’ licensed, bonded, and insured team of crud conquerors liberates homes and offices from hordes of entrenched dust bunnies with a thorough top-to-bottom cleaning using nontoxic products. As they whisk through up to 3,000 square feet of housage, they'll vacuum carpets, dust baseboards, and scrub lipstick Redrums off of mirrors until every surface in your kitchen, bathroom, or living area glitters—all without using a single environmentally damaging chemical or asking why so many waffles are stuck to the ceiling above your bed. To keep your home free of foreign allergens, Pristine Pixies requests that all clients supply their own vacuum cleaners.
Unlike many state constitutions, Pristine Pixies offers a 100% satisfaction guarantee: if you are unsatisfied with any aspect of its service, call within 24 hours for a do-over.