What You'll Get
The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms. For $59, new patients get a full oral checkup from Dr. Priti Naik, DDS, in her sleek new Tyson's Corner office. Your Groupon is good for a dental exam ($112), digital x-rays ($75), and comprehensive cleaning ($102), a $289 total value. This is a great chance to make sure your mouthparts are in optimal oral order, whether or not you have dental insurance. Though Dr. Naik is happy to gaze at your mouth bones, you'll need to call ahead to reserve your spot.
Unlike evil robo-dentists, who clean their tools in brainwash and insist you pay in non-sequential unmarked diamonds, Dr. Naik offers compassionate dentistry in a cozy, modern lair to ensure a thorough and comfortable checkup. Education is part of her mission; during each checkup she takes photos of your pearlies with a small, camera-tipped wand and then displays the freshly mined images on a chair-side monitor to explain her findings. Digital x-ray technology allows her to instantly view and enlarge images of your chompers. These specialized rays reduce radiation exposure by up to 90%, lowering your odds of inadvertent superpower acquisition by the same percentage, probably.
During the dental examination, you'll be screened for oral cancer, gum disease, and tooth decay. The following meticulous cleaning gives the heave-ho to any tartar and plaque buildup, clearing the way for future generations of inevitable meal remnants. You'll leave with a smile bright enough to melt hearts, including your own, so be careful around mirrors.
- Dr. Naik is Awesome!!!! She is very gentle and was very patient. She took the time to listen and i had a pain free experience which is unusual for a dentist visit if you know what i mean.....and her office is gorgeous and so calming. – sharon o., Insider Pages
- She is very patient and calming. She took a very long time to make sure i understood my options and answered all my questions. What is even better, my smile looks great. – Dione M., Insider Pages
- I truly appreciate the fact that both the hygenist [sic] and the dentist take their time with the patient to ensure the best quality care possible. – carold arlington, Demandforce
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 24, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New patients only. Appointment required. Subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is invalid. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.