The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon to Dr. Priti Naik, DDS in Vienna helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms. For $55, new patients get a full oral checkup, including a dental exam (a $112 value), digital x-rays (a $75 value), and comprehensive cleaning (a $102 value).
Unlike evil robo-dentists, who clean their tools in brainwash and insist you pay in nonsequential unmarked diamonds, Dr. Naik offers compassionate dentistry in a cozy, modern lair to ensure a thorough and comfortable checkup. Education is part of her mission; during each checkup she takes photos of your pearlies with a small, camera-tipped wand and then displays the freshly mined images on a chair-side monitor to explain her findings. Digital x-ray technology allows her to instantly view and enlarge images of your chompers. These specialized rays reduce radiation exposure by up to 90%, lowering your odds of inadvertent superpower acquisition by roughly the same percentage. The dental examination includes a screening for oral cancer, gum disease, and tooth decay, while a meticulous cleaning gives the heave-ho to any tartar and plaque buildup, clearing the way for future generations of inevitable meal remnants.
- Dr. Naik explained procedures clearly and had a gentle touch. – Demandforce reviewer on 1/12/11
- Dr. Naik's office uses state of the art technology and she always takes the time to explain exactly what is going on and what she is about to do. I highly recommend this dental office. – Jocelyn, Google Maps, 2/1/10