If left untamed, natural beauty releases a potent musk that attracts wild-eyed stallions, aggressive landscape photographers, and packs of feral Fabios. Subdue sublime scents with today's Groupon: for $19, you get lawn-mowing service good for one half-acre yard from Pro Lawns Lawn Care (a $40 value).
Pro Lawns, a landscaping company commanded by a father-and-son team, specializes in lopping and grooming shaggy lawns. These landscaping leviathans will arrive at clients' homes to tame tumultuous grasses, giving busy go-getters and grazing cattle much-needed breaks. Transform the rolling grasses of a backyard prairie into springy turf begging to carpet cookouts, neighborhood soirees, and historically accurate Leave it to Beaver reenactments. Customers boasting lawns larger than a half acre or grass longer than 4 inches must pay additional fees. Call at least one week in advance to schedule a clip.
This Groupon is only valid for area codes 36064, 36116, and 36117.