What You'll Get
Left to its own devices, your car's carpet hoards dirt, hair, crayons, and broken toasters, eventually transforming into a full-fledged junkyard overrun with angry raccoons. Keep the outdoors out of your auto's indoors with today's Groupon: for $79, you get a complete car interior detail package (a $179 value) at Pro-Tec. This Groupon is valid for standard sedans, SUVs, trucks, and minivans; large SUVs and full-size vans will incur a $20 surcharge.
With more than 30 years of experience under their collective seatbelt and biodegradable cleaning products stocked in their arsenal, the staffers at Pro-Tec specialize in protecting hard-won automobiles from even the harshest elements, including rain, snow, sleet, pudding storms, and the Objectivist base metal, Aynrandium. The full clean sweep of the interior commences with a basic trash removal, disposing of congealed ketchup and neglected pennies. Then, compressed air whisks away dirt from elusive corners, crevices, and under-seat crevasses, and a soothing shampoo and steam session gently bathes short pile carpets, mats, and upholstery and exposed leather receives a conditioning topical cleanse. A petroleum-based stain protectant defends carpets and seating from future confrontations with coffee and molten makeup, and freshly washed mirrors, windshields, and windows ensure easy eye contact with other drivers. Pro-Tec will also remove grime from instrument panels, consoles, visors, cupholders, the inner surface of doors, and vacuum as well as spot clean your trunk.
Should the exterior of your vehicle also be lathered in baby spittle, this Groupon entitles the holder to a discounted upgrade to a supplemental exterior detail. Pro-Tec's technologies augment exterior paint with a polymer coating, preventing damage from UV rays, acid rain, and vengeful pigeons.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, multiple as gifts. By appt only. See cancellation policy. In-store only. Not valid for trucks 1 ton+. Valid only for sedans, SUVs, trucks, minivans. Add'l fee may apply for oversized vehicles or pet hair. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Downey Company Protec
Armed with their in-house line of cleaning products, Downey Company Protec's detailing technicians clean vehicles during in-shop and mobile detailing services. They fend off grime with hand washes and waxes, or execute the shop's signature treatments to fortify vehicles against hindrances including UV rays, corrosion, or carpet stains shaped like a disparaging driver's-ed instructor. While waiting for services, customers can nab bottles of Protec's products—car-wash concentrate, exterior gloss preserver, or spot remover—for at-home auto pampering.