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What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon: for $30, you get three 30-minute HydroMassage sessions at ProActive Health (a $60 value).
Within the tranquil confines of ProActive Health, patients are positioned atop heated HydroMassage beds for 30-minute sessions of water-jet therapy that allows guests to choose from more than 17,000 massage options. Customers crawl onto beds fully clothed and let healing waves of water ebb away at the sandcastles of stress built upon their backs. Bodies bask in continuous waves of pulsating water that crest, swell, and rise while relieving tension, promoting relaxation, and transporting clients’ mental state to a relaxing vacation atop the Trevi Fountain.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. May split Groupon between 2 people. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.