What You'll Get
Due to their low-lying vocation, carpets allow people to walk all over them. Give a carpet some self-esteem with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a two-room carpet cleaning with stain-block protection from Procare Carpet Cleaning Company (a $99.90 value). Procare considers a room to be any area up to 250 square feet, 14 carpeted stairs, or one house pet swaddled in a throw rug. This Groupon is valid only in the zip codes listed at right.
Procare, a family-owned-and-operated company, has been freshening floors by evicting grime for more than 12 years. Its staff of trained dust busters will move up to three moderately sized (50 lbs. or less) pieces of furniture per room, then it will go to work annihilating pet messes, the gray of high-traffic areas, and ground-in Lego helmets. Procare's carpet-cleaning process makes homes healthier by sucking and sanitizing carpets at a temperature of up to 275 degrees; high heat evicts mold and converts dust mites into angel tears, and the cloud of resulting steam ensures that bacteria flees forthwith. With pollutants piled on wagons headed west, homeowners will be able to enjoy a manifest destiny of healthier air within 2–6 hours.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only for residential services. Valid in listed areas only. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.