What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $60, you get up to three hours of cleaning for a house up to 2,000 square feet from Professional Cleaning Group in Cicero (a $120 value). Professional Cleaning Group serves Onondaga County.
Professional Cleaning Group’s pad purifiers dust, wash, and polish furniture and floors of disheveled digs up to 2,000 square feet. During the up to three-hour sanitizing spree, fully insured castle cleansers polish dull hardwood floors to a diamond necklace–like shine, distracting jewel thieves from ruby-encrusted mops hidden in the hall closet. Voracious vacuums suck dirt from scuzzy carpet and evict dust bunnies from their under-sofa lairs while sponges scour dirty countertops and sink basins. Professional Cleaning Group’s band of dirt bullies refrains from washing windows and de-lousing underwater spy lairs, but are available to perform almost any other cleansing craft Monday through Friday each week.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 48hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Valid only for general house cleaning. Not valid for windows, move-ins or move-outs. Valid only within Onondaga County. Not valid in Skaneateles. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.