Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon to Professional Dry Cleaners in Oshawa. Choose from the following options:

• For $10, you get $20 worth of dry-cleaning services and laundered shirts.
• For $129, you get a wedding-dress cleaning (a $250 value).
• For $169, you get a wedding dress cleaned and boxed (a $350 value).

The undauntable denizens at Professional Dry Cleaners have been unsoiling Oshawa's material sundries from the closet, living room, bedroom, and elsewhere for more than 25 years. The peripatetic washerpersons pick up mentionables and unmentionables alike in Oshawa and Whitby, spiriting them away to the fountain of sartorial youth and returning them to your home (extra fee for pickup and delivery). Customers can spruce up thoroughly down-spruced golf shirts ($4.50), suits ($14.50), blouses ($5.50), or dresses ($14).

Like real fruit hats, an uncleaned wedding dress can begin to emit unpleasant odours after several years. Professional Dry Cleaning employs trade-secret methods and inspiring veil pep talks to get priceless wedding heirlooms looking reception-worthy again. After rejuvenating the gown, the steam specialists at Professional Dry Cleaning can even place it in a snazzy box to help keep it safe from moths and lace-eating toddlers.