What You'll Get
Every time you step outside, your face is targeted by UV rays, dirt, angry dogs, and the New Jersey Devils. Undo puck-induced dents with today's Groupon to Progressive Wellness Medical Center. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get 15 units of Botox (a $275 value).
- For $175, you get 30 units of Botox (a $550 value).
At Progressive Wellness Medical Center, licensed nurse practitioners relieve mugs worried by wrinkles with simple, non-surgical solutions. Slender enough to render anesthesia obsolete, a reedy needle delivers Botox Cosmetic units to dispel moderate to severe frown lines without the assistance of a bullhorn or mounted police officers. The formula blocks nerve impulses that furrow foreheads, dimple brows, and claw crow's feet around the eyes, relaxing clenched muscles for a smoother, more youthful appearance. Fresh faces typically breeze out of the office in less than one hour, hitting the street and filling steamrollers with shame at the sight of ultra-flat surfaces. Rumpled tissues begin flattening out within one–two weeks, and the resulting looks may last up to four months.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Progressive Wellness Medical Center
With 35 years of experience, the medical staff at Progressive Wellness Center leads patients in reimagining their current state of health. Weight-loss programs centered around HCG help clients turn bulky bodies into slimmer, stronger silhouettes, and aesthetic injectables work to tighten slack skin or shoo spider veins from appendages. Alternatively, IV nutritional therapy invigorates the body's absorption of nutrients and the brain's absorption of the subtext in the last episode of Barney and Friends. To keep patients happy and relaxed before and after appointments, Progressive Wellness Medical Center maintains comfortable seating and a café area stocked with healthful shakes, as well as organic coffee and green tea.