Anthropologists have found that automobiles reveal a great deal of information about their drivers, leading to the discovery that 20th-century clowns were naturally tiny. Enhance your image with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get a supreme detailing package at ProntoWash Eco AutoSpa (a $125 value). The package includes:
- Interior and exterior wash
- Carnauba waxing
- Leather and vinyl conditioning treatment
- Shampoo for all mats and carpet<p>
ProntoWash Eco AutoSpa’s able vehicle-polishers scour auto interiors and exteriors with a line of earth-friendly cleansers. Vehicle revivification begins with a detailed exterior hand wash, in which a nonfoaming, biodegradable detergent compound and about a pint of water banish grime from doors, swipe spots from windows, and evict squatting koalas from vehicle undercarriages. An orbital high-speed carnauba wax swiftly buffs rides, imbuing them with a gleam brighter than a politician’s freshly oiled forehead. A tire polish, glass-and-trim shine, wheel treatment, and application of paint sealant round out the exterior detail. Inside four-wheeled chariots, ProntoWash’s intrepid team frees carpets from the tyranny of stains with a thorough shampooing, and leather and vinyl surfaces luxuriate in a comprehensive conditioning. Like a roller coaster with a corrupt bouncer, ProntoWash will let larger vehicles such as SUVs enjoy the ride for an extra fee ($10). Customers can eat or shop inside The Galleria Mall while waiting and then delightedly steer their newly clean motor steeds into the appreciative sunset. The service takes up to two hours.
Our customers loved this deal last year, earning ProntoWash Eco AutoSpa a spot on Groupon’s Best of 2011 list.
Yellow and blue signage near the parking lots of shopping malls, offices, and entertainment centers indicates the presence of ProntoWash Eco AutoSpa, a car wash and detailing powerhouse that boasts more than 350 operations worldwide. Its business model revolves around accessibility—ProntoWash sets up shop where cars already are, saving drivers time and preserving all the gas and corn dogs that engines would have otherwise consumed during a trip to a traditional car wash. Helming special yellow Washing Karts, the company's technicians use biodegradable detergent and about a pint of low-pressure water to render each car clean. They also care for cars by vacuuming carpets, restoring headlights, stuffing multivitamins inside ailing glove compartments, and making arrangements to hit the road with their mobile car-wash service.