What You'll Get
Propane is 1.5 times as dense as air, which is why it never understands oxygen's political cartoons in the New Yorker. Sublimate to comedic transcendence with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a 20-pound barbecue-propane-cylinder refill at Propane Central in Topeka (up to a $22 value).
The gas purveyors of Propane Central empower grills across Kansas. Hopeful barbecuers bring their depleted vessels to one of four offices to receive a 20-pound barbecue-propane-cylinder recharge so that they may continue charring steaks or roasting incriminating laptops full of fan fiction about C-SPAN commentators. The office is open for immediate transfusions from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday–Friday.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Valid only for 20lb. BBQ cylinder refill. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.