Propane is 1.5 times as dense as air, which is why it never understands oxygen's political cartoons in the New Yorker. Sublimate to comedic transcendence with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a 20-pound barbecue-propane-cylinder refill at Propane Central in Topeka (up to a $22 value).
The gas purveyors of Propane Central empower grills across Kansas. Hopeful barbecuers bring their depleted vessels to one of four offices to receive a 20-pound barbecue-propane-cylinder recharge so that they may continue charring steaks or roasting incriminating laptops full of fan fiction about C-SPAN commentators. The office is open for immediate transfusions from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday–Friday.
231 SE 53rd St.
Topeka, Kansas 66609