When attempting to overcome the negative energy that may inhibit your career advancement, love life, and other pursuits, you must make sure your energy is first read properly. Chakra, Rose, and Aura Readings are the premier energy-healing technology. Steer clear of other methods:

• Demanding that the mirror tell you the future
• Weather blimps
• Feeding African benge poison to a chicken and reading its corpse
• Fortune cookies
• Past cookies

These methods are found at big-box psychic warehouses. Instead, go to one of the best psychic centers this side of the Mason-Dixon line: Psychic Horizons.

Details

It’s a good day to know what your aura color is, in case you want to color-coordinate. With today’s Groupon to Psychic Horizons, you get a two-hour session with a Clairvoyant Program student (accompanied by an expert) who will read your aura and chakra for $30 (normally $45). These Rose, Chakra, and Aura Readings are not fortune-telling sessions, but unique and effective approaches to energy healing. Obtaining positive energy is no simple task, and for some people, the help of pros who work with energy every day is critical to properly aligning your energy to achieve personal goals and obtain happiness. Head to 972 Valencia St. to hear the story your energy’s dying to tell.

The session is supervised and co-mediated by an expert reader. Though this is a chakra and aura reading, you can ask a few questions about your future, just keep it to 2–3 important questions. Feel free to ask about anything except health-related questions, as psychics cannot legally give medical advice without a medical degree and certificate. The reading is done in two parts (a break for stretch and snack time) and ends with a psychic healing.

More than 2,500 students have attended Psychic Horizons, which teaches a combination of meditation and clairvoyant readings (many classes are free—feel free to sign up for one). You can only use one Groupon, but go ahead and buy them as gifts for friends and family whose auras look like demon shadows.

Reviews

Ten Yelpers give Psychic Horizons a near-perfect 4.5 stars. A lot of people say they went for a free class or student reading and ended up repeat customers:

• I like the non judgemental [sic] approach to the concept of healing in the here and now. Besides, it feels good! – S. W.
• This place changed my point of view of the word ‘Psychic’. Did lots of growing up coming to this place, met all kinds of interesting peeps from all different backgrounds also. Proud to say that I am a graduate from PH. – John L.
• love anything related to metaphysics, but I tend to be very careful and suspicious… However, at the Psychic Horizons, I have to say that I felt true kindness and a very positive energy around those people. I didn’t hesitate to give them a donation (you don’t have to) because I think they really want to help people. – Anita W.