Since the legalization of mind reading, psychics no longer wander the streets convincing dogs to recite the Magna Carta. Plunge the depths of your mind and body with today's Groupon: for $135, you get a Psychic Spa signature package at Psychic Spa in Heavenly Village (a $285 value).
Using an alchemical arsenal of stimulating strokes and subliminal stress relievers, Psychic Spa becalms bodies and consoles chakras during each signature Mind, Body, and Spirit package. Commence clear-headedness with a 55-minute massage, as Psychic Spa's all-knowing knot-kneaders employ light, gliding, Swedish strokes to lift the spirit, increase lymphatic flow, and soothe tension brought on by workplace bat infestations.
As tendons untighten, Psychic Spa's chakra oils go to work on ethereal humors, infusing skin with energy-aligning compounds designed to bring contemplative focus and balance body and mind. Guests will also bask in the welcoming glow of seven chakra candles (one for each chakra), whose perfumed vapors can be brought home after the treatment to spruce up mental fortunes and add ambience to any yoga studio or meditative meat freezer.
After lightening newly limber limbs, soothseekers will put their minds under the microscope during a clairvoyant consultation with Psychic Spa's resident oracle, Stacy. With the guiding hand of her immaterial insights, spiritual sojourners can seek counsel on life's biggest quandries, from questions of love and marriage to whether Wheel of Fortune will still hold a primetime spot in 2071.
Four Yelpers give Psychic Spa a 4.5-star average:
- This quaint spa is lovely with Buddha statues, comfy sitting areas and candles everywhere! The menu is large with an array of services including psychic readings if you are feeling adventurous and curious. – sharee d., 12/15/10
- This spa was very nice, clean and professional looking. – PaiPai I., 9/2/10