A haunted house is born from a past tragedy, be it a grisly murder, a mysterious disappearance, or a long-forgotten bologna sandwich buried beneath the floorboards. Sign on for a spooky tour of an eerily cursed residence with today's Groupon to Psycho Ward & Nightmares Haunted House. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get four regular admission tickets (a $60 value).
- For $40, you get four VIP admission tickets (an $80 value).
Rated a terrifying 49 out of 50 skulls by the fright-lovers at Hauntworld.com, the dual panic playgrounds of Psycho Ward and Nightmares brim with gruesome displays and the malicious inhabitants that created them. Steadfast quartets seal their fate with four regular admission tickets, and VIP ticketholders opt to skip the most unnerving portion of the experience: the line. Within a psychiatric facility overtaken by the criminally insane, live actor inmates invite visitors to brave blood-caked walls and a maze of chainlink fences as maniacs with chainsaws lurk mere steps behind. Explore the unholy birthplace of the house's mascot maniac, Floyd Cranston, or watch helplessly as a sledgehammer-wielding lunatic victimizes an innocent car. The attractions are not recommended for children younger than 12 or for the faint of heart, who might find their number added to the Chicken Count. View the schedule for the park's days and hours of operation.
Psycho Ward & Nightmares Haunt Park
For proof of how frightening Psycho Ward & Nightmares Haunt Park truly is, you need only look at the chicken list. It keeps track of the number of people who couldn't make it through the two eerie indoor/outdoor attractions without high-tailing it to the nearest exit. There were 209 fraidy cats in 2014 alone, although that should come as no surprise, given the property's assortment of ghouls and maniacs.
Inside Psycho Ward, the experiments of the mad Dr. Floyd Cranston are eager to reconnect with other humans after years of unspeakable treatments and surgeries. Meanwhile, in the nearby Nightmares Haunted House, fears come to life in all forms, from demonic clowns to a radio that only plays John Tesh songs. Naturally, it's recommended that only guests 12 and older venture onto the haunted grounds.
7656 Ravine Rd.
Kalamazoo, Michigan 49009Get Directions