What You'll Get
Toilets in the Southern Hemisphere flow clockwise, toilets in the Northern Hemisphere flow counterclockwise, and toilets on the equator flow into a dimension where Ross Perot was elected president. Tame domestic aquaducts with today's Groupon from Chris' Plumbing. Choose from the following options:
• For $49, you get $119.24 worth of plumbing and drain services.
• For $175, you get a new energy-efficient toilet with installation (a $352.30 total value).
• For $299, you get a hydro-jet drain cleaning with a camera inspection (a $698.20 total value).
Founded in 1980 by brothers Chris and Greg Cunningham, Chris' Plumbing disciplines problem pipes and bratty drains and sets them back on a straight, narrow, and U-shaped path. For standard plumbing and drain services (a $110/hour value for labor, plus included tax), Chris' Plumbing's band of knights ride to the rescue armed with wrenches and shining overalls, restoring leaky pipes and colicky garbage disposals with their years of plumbing expertise. Skilled in every ailment, from clogged shower drains to low or nonexistent water pressure, plumbers approach every job with the same level of care they show their own nickel-plated family members.
Committed to saving energy and limiting water consumption, Chris' Plumbing can replace outdated or inefficient porcelain thrones with a new 1.6-gallon-per-flush Glacier Bay toilet (a $220 value, plus included tax). Knowing full well the dangers of an untamed commode, the plumbers will also install the toilet for you (a $105 value, plus included tax), securing it to the floor before coaxing it into a soft, peaceful sleep.
Chris' Plumbing also offers a hydro-jet drain cleaning plus a camera inspection (a $650 value, plus included tax and labor) to clear pipe-blocking obstructions. Procedures can last anywhere from 60 minutes to 90 minutes, and start with an assessment before plumbers open the pipe and purge it of dirt and grime with a high-powered hose. The plumber then enlists the help of a camera to confirm a successful flush of the pipe, finally sealing it back up with a series of ancient incantations.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for service purchased. Extra fee outside 30mi of 98032. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.