What You'll Get
Physicists estimate that 47% of the energy in the universe is stored in stars and the other 98% rages inside human children. Release your child's unyielding cosmic energy with today's Groupon to Pump It Up of Fort Worth. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get five admissions to Pop-In Play, valid Monday–Thursday from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. and 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. (a $35 value).
- For $39, you get a Perfect Ten party package good for up to 10 people Monday–Thursday (a $99 value).
Pump It Up's hallowed, padded halls brim with all manner of inflatable gadgetry for the bouncing, sliding, and somersaulting enjoyment of pintsize clients. All of the amusement center's polychromatic bounce arenas and slides are open to visitors during pop-in play-time, giving kids the chance to blow off steam and make important social connections during discussions of Clifford as an allegory for industrialism. The playpen's staff is vigorously trained to watch for unsafe situations and keep each air-filled apparatus clean and hygienic. Parents are free to bounce with their children during the open-play session, though they are required by kid law not to show how much they are enjoying it.
For an unforgettable birthday or child's first eight-syllable-word celebration, wrangle up to 10 youngsters for a Perfect Ten party package. Junior jumpers leap and play for an hour before heading to a private party room for 30 minutes of solid ground celebration. Though not included in this Groupon, parents can add food and goodie bags to the package for an extra fee.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Pump It Up
Pump It Up's indoor inflatable arenas launch socked striplings into the air with a plethora of kid-friendly bounce pads. Staffers supervise fun-filled visits, during which adult counterparts leap around with their kids through gargantuan bounce houses, skip down air-filled slides, and slither like snakes covered in bacon grease through an inflated obstacle course. Occasionally, the staffers switch off the lights, arming the roomful of players with glow sticks and bracelets as they navigate the air-cushioned obstaclescape.
The colorful venue also hosts custom birthday parties and private team parties, each themed to please the partygoers in question. These soirees immerse children in a schedule of interactive activities befitting a pirate or a superhero while melting off youthful energy faster than ice cubes thrown into a running DVD player. The birthday boy or girl even gets to blow out the candles on their cake seated in their blow-up throne. Relying on the staffers' vigilant, watchful eyes, guardians can rest assured that their charges will stay safe, and each piece of the inflatable playground is held to the wall by a complex series of anchors installed according to strict safety standards.