Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon to Pure Body in Douglassville. Choose between the following treatments:

• For $65, you get a couple's massage (a $135 value).
• For $35, you get a colon-hydrotherapy session (a $70 value).

A holistic healthcare center, Pure Body rejuvenates the mind, body, and spirit through all-natural, organic treatments performed by trained technicians. Tailored services include the one-hour couple's massage, during which the massage therapist will knead your needy body to relieve tension-filled muscles alongside a loved one, friend, or chocolate bunny. Just in time for Valentine's Day, couple's massages come with a choice of technique––for example, deep-tissue massage penetrates to the lowest muscle layers to scare up deep-rooted stress and corrective massage therapy restores bodies suffering from chronic pain and discomfort. Therapeutic massage, Pfrimmer deep muscle therapy, Thai massage, and reflexology massage are also available with this Groupon.

In keeping with resolutions to live a healthier lifestyle, Pure Body's colon-hydrotherapy session cleanses systems by purging the toxins that often congregate in the colon. After a complimentary consultation, skilled professionals will guide you through the refining ritual, which makes use of the state-of-the-art Libbe apparatus to thoroughly sweep out your chimney and squirt a steady stream of warm, purified water into the large intestine and colon.

Reviews

The Mercury featured Pure Body and past clients rave about the services.