What You'll Get
Much like a spaceship, the body needs routine cleansing to clear insides of unwanted debris and parasitic aliens. Sweep away freeloaders with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $39 for one colon-hydrotherapy session ($85 value)
- $69 for two colon-hydrotherapy sessions ($170 value)
Clients relax on a pillow-laden table as filtered water is flushed through the large intestine, dislodging collected matter and sweeping toxins from the organ. The hygienic and odorless system heats its water stores to a comfortable level before each session and collects all waste gathered throughout the process. Along with possibly giving clients more energy, hydrotherapy sessions can reduce the feeling of fatigue, gas, and back pain.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires 120 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Consultation required; non-candidates and other refund requests will be honored before service provided. Treatments must be used by same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.