Smoothies, like Jello and capri pants, live their short-term lives teetering between two states of being. Enjoy the tasty byproduct of a life in limbo with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $14 worth of smoothies, wraps, and more at Pure Cafe.

Pure Cafe thrashes fruits within an inch of their lives to create its menu of slurpable smoothies, all easily customizable with body-boosting supplements. Fruity purees include the Just Peachy, apple juice comingled with orange sherbet, yogurt, peaches, and bananas, and the Mango Madness, papaya-mango juice blended with orange sherbet and mangos, available for guzzling in 20-ounce ($4.50) or 32-ounce ($5.50) forms. Performance smoothies such as the whey-protein-boosted Berry Buff, the Anti-Oxiberry, and the fiber-full Cardio Crammer fuel bone-supporting muscles and ligaments with pulverized fruit concoctions ($5.50/20 oz., $6.50/32 oz.). All smoothies come with one free booster, such as energy, immunity, hangover relief, or telekinesis, and can be doubled or quadrupled up ($0.50 extra each).

Entertain mouth tusks with healthy chewables, including the spicy turkey wrap, sliced gobbler breast coupled with cheddar cheese in a spicy aioli ($5); the veggie lover's wrap, veggies packed with provolone and mozzarella cheese ($4.50); or the garden salad ($4.50). Pure Cafe's large outdoor deck lets guests, kids, and full-grown goats imbibe refreshments' boosters while absorbing natural boosts from the warm sun.