For $35, today’s deal gets you two hours of all-natural and non-toxic crackdown for all your untidiness with Pure Cleaning Agency, a BBB-certified bizness. Your spills, stains, piles, dust armies, and domestic catastrophes can get the environmentally conscious attention for which they’ve been screaming, howling, and grabbervanting.
One member of Pure's expert team of cleaners comes to any house within its service area. The two-hour green cleaning is customized to your needs, be they within-reach-interior-window needs, lavatory needs, dusty-shelf needs, emotional needs, or more.
Pure Cleaning Agency utilizes and promotes environmentally friendly cleaning products. The driving philosophy behind the partnership brings the cleanliness your universe needs to keep you sane while delivering mental satisfaction and better health through green practices. All-natural cleaning products deliver cleanliness without the olfactory residue of ammonia and bleach. Non-toxic cleaning agents create both a clean and stable living environment free of hideous poison-induced metamorphoses.
A clean environment—on both the large and small scale—is a comfortable and stress-free environment. Clutter inspires more clutter, but freshness inspires freshness which scolds clutter until clutter transforms into more freshness and then freshness emerges from its pupa to become cleanliness.
Let's Trash the Planet Before We Move
Astronomers have recently discovered what has long been considered the Holy Grail of space exploration: a second, Earth-like planet that is habitable by humans. Scientists predict that the entire human race will move from Earth to the new planet, cleverly dubbed "2arth" (pronounced tarth) on September 17, 2010.
Quick to capitalize on the discovery, chemical companies have released "super-environmentally unfriendly" home cleaning products to mess up the planet before we blow it up in celebration from 2arth. If you're outraged and prefer to use only environmentally friendly cleaning products before the move to 2arth, pick up today's Groupon.
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