Like mosquitoes or houseguests who can't take a hint, hair keeps coming back until you zap it with lasers. Send a not-so-subtle hint to unwanted strands with today's Groupon at Pure M.D. Lasers & Cosmetics in Perrysburg. Choose between the following options:

• For $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments (a $450 value).
• For $99, you get two photofacial-rejuvenation sessions (a $300 value).

Dr. Khan and his team of licensed laser wielders safely and precisely punish overgrowth and skin damage with no-downtime cosmetic procedures. Customers looking to forfeit fur will feel relatively little pain as the treatment directly targets follicles on the upper lip, chin, neck, underarms, or bikini area, leaving pores and skin free to celebrate the purging of its pelt. An average treatment time of 5–45 minutes allows laser pulses to deseed unwanted foliage anywhere on the body, and postprocedure patients require no downtime, allowing them to return to their usual routines. It typically takes six laser sessions for complete banishment, so customers can purchase two Groupons for the full effect.

Alternatively, photofacials implement intense pulsed light to undo signs of sun damage, hyperpigmentation, and enlarged pores. Each treatment takes 15–30 minutes and produces little to no pain. The safe treatment clears the face of damage and fine wrinkles, resulting in smooth textures and youthful appearances ideal for receiving children's discounts at the opera.