Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most second-graders. Learn to understand back-based bliss with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a two-hour couples' massage class (a $215 value) at Pure Spa and Salon in Norcross.
During this intimacy-building session, Pure Spa and Salon's seasoned massage therapists help pairs of corporeal cartographers trace the healing contours of each other's topography. Students unwind with a selection of wines and light snacks, enjoying spirited conversations with significant others away from the daily stressors and needy poltergeists that plague at-home relaxation. Over the course of the demonstration, kneading neophytes learn the mechanics and techniques of effective massage treatment, gaining the muscular know-how to untie sinewy stressors, unknot tense tendons, and undo the damage wrought by rounds of parkour golf. Pure Spa's specialists also introduce rudimentary aromatherapy treatments, arming mitts with a nosegay's-worth of scents for use during in-class practice. At the conclusion of each couples' massage class, graduates receive an at-home massage kit, including a massage-technique pamphlet and a vial of aromatic oil. Pure Spa's class also includes one manicure per couple to beautify cuticles and buff out tenacious nail barnacles.